We just got news that a 108 year old man had testimony so damaging to President Trump, that another special hearing is going to take place tomorrow. Our top reporter was told that this man saw Donald Trump leaving the grassy knoll back in 1963. If true Trump shot JFK.
More damaging was what Trump said to the man as he was leaving. Trump said this to the gentleman.” This isn’t nothing. In 2020 I’m going to plan an insurrection that will keep me in the White House till 2024.”
Of course you figured out that this is satire. But from the stuff coming out of these hearings, nothing would surprise me.
