Biden tells Muslim judge to ‘hush up, boy’ at Eid celebration

Biden tells Muslim judge to ‘hush up, boy’ at Eid celebration

Joe Biden’s wet nurses clearly did a poor job of vetting the audience as a heckler managed to derail his speech, which was annoying, because Biden was planning on derailing it himself, probably. Except this time the heckler was a federal judge. Biden’s attempts at calming the situation failed, leading to a slightly exasperated and condescending ‘hush up, boy!’

Things could only have gotten more awkward if the judge were Muslim and it was supposed to be an Eid celebration. Wait, it was?

Ah, for the days when Muslims could shut a president up by throwing a shoe.