The way to prevent the next pandemic is to stop listening to these dingbats.
In light of Pfizer’s stunning admission — never testing for transmission for they “had to really move at the speed of science,” let’s take a trip down memory lane on how the “experts” got it all wrong.
May 17, 2021
When people are vaccinated, they can feel safe that they are not going to get infected.
Oh, Tony. How many times have you been infected with COVID, and how many boosters did you take? We can feel safe that nothing you say is true.
July 21, 2021
You’re okay. You’re not gonna — you’re not gonna get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
From the guy who always seems to be lost. No surprise he got it wrong here.
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky
March 29, 2021
Our data from the CDC today suggests, you know, that vaccinated people do not carry the virus — don’t get sick. And that it’s not just in the clinical trials but it’s also in real-world data.
This one is extra funny because Rochelle just came down with COVID (10/22/22) after her fifth shot! And what data? The data that she’s been withholding from us this whole time?
March 29, 2021
If you get vaccinated, that vaccine will basically prevent you from getting sick with COVID. It will prevent you from having to go to the hospital with COVID symptoms. It will prevent you from dying from COVID. Great. Good for you.
Not good for you — because Rachel struck out, 0 for 3! All these claims are untrue.
What this means is that we can get there with vaccines. Instead of the virus being able to hop from person to person to person, potentially mutating and becoming more virulent and drug-resistant along the way — now, we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus STOPS with every vaccinated person. A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus; the virus does not infect them; the virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else. It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to go get more people.
This is probably the most long-winded stretch of continuous falsehoods in TV history. Who gave a political pundit so much authority to spread medical misinformation?! Irresponsible, MSNBC! And where were the fact-checkers on this one?
January 28, 2021
Everyone who takes the vaccine is not just protecting themselves but reducing their transmission to other people and allowing society to get back to normal.
Ah, Bill Gates, a guy with literal manboobs and no medical degree pretending to be a professional in public health. And what’s up with him always tucking his hands in his armpits? He must do it when he lies. And his hands are up in his armpits all the time.
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla
Early to Mid 2021
We have a lot of indicators right now that are telling us that there is a protection against transmission of the disease.
Did any of those indicators include tests? It turns out — nope!
May 4, 2021
There is no variant that we can identify that escapes the protection of our vaccine.
Why did the media give this guy so much airtime? He’s the CEO of Pfizer — of course, he’s going to only speak well about his product! And no surprise he got it wrong, too.
Let’s give our so-called experts a few rounds of tomatoes and pies in the face.
Because they’re still out there giving terrible public health advice. So, if you ever want some REAL information to stay healthy, listen to them, do the opposite, and you’ll probably be fine.
This piece was inspired by this image by The Free Thought Project.